There's really no more satisfying way to kick off a Wednesday morning than to take an inventory of items affixed to
Paris Hilton's ass. The tail is a clear indication to potential mates that she's ready to screw like a rabbit, but the nearby birth-control patch suggests that this bunny doesn't completely ignore her reproductive health. Not pictured: twin tubes of Astroglide replacing the costume's original set of boring, fuzzy ears.
Although
Paris Hilton works hard at hiding her cellulite, there are times when she's caught off guard. It's hard to get your ass and thighs tightened on an almost daily basis, but apparently, Paris owns a machine called the Wellbox, which essentially temporarily vacuums away unsightly cellulite. But I guess she can't spend all her time doing it.
There's really no more satisfying way to kick off a Wednesday morning than to take an inventory of items affixed to Paris Hilton's ass. The tail is a clear indication to potential mates that she's ready to screw like a rabbit, but the nearby birth-control patch suggests that this bunny doesn't completely ignore her reproductive health. Not pictured: twin tubes of Astroglide replacing the costume's original set of boring, fuzzy ears.
Although Paris Hilton works hard at hiding her cellulite, there are times when she's caught off guard. It's hard to get your ass and thighs tightened on an almost daily basis, but apparently, Paris owns a machine called the Wellbox, which essentially temporarily vacuums away unsightly cellulite. But I guess she can't spend all her time doing it.
